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Thursday, April 30, 2020

Maybe one day I’ll stop being a ho. 
Today is not that day.
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ferret rolling around 100 dollar bills playing rich weasel funny cute pets ColoradoOSCAR the GROUCH it is called garbage can not garbage cannotSANTIAGO'S breakfast burrito Denver Colorado chorizo sausage green chile cheese YUM!
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Other Girls: buy me Victoria's Secret and you can watch me try it on!
Me: buy me a Santiago's breakfast burrito and you can watch me eat the whole thing ;-)

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Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Let's Bang Bang, Side to Side!

Wanna quarantine?

(No Kissing No Exceptions)

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Friday, September 27, 2019

Do I believe this really happened? No.
Pueblo Police Colorado arrest man for soliciting after ho steals wallet..
Also- Pueblo needs to work on their photoshopping skills 

Monday, October 1, 2018

Eating Adam

Doesn't Adam's Apple look juicy?! 💦
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But what I really want is a fat double-stack of meat, mmmm! A minute in my lips, an hour between my hips! 😘
*so cheesy*

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Car Fun! Wet & Ready NOW!

Is this a bumpy road, or are you just happy to see me?
Teach me how to drive stick, Daddy 😘

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Sinful Sunday Special

Touch down my body and score tonight!!
Let's celebrate the big win 🏈
BUT NO RAIDERS FANS! 
LOL YOU'RE LOSERS!
GO HOME 😂

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Original Gangsta Ladies of Colfax

Ruth Mosko Handler went to East High!
 And she was a huge scumbag ho! Just as you'd expect-
 
Ruth Handler straight up STOLE the Barbie doll 😲
Bild Lilli was a popular sloot in Germany; she had her own doll and comic strip. Ruth Handler took this doll to Mattel AND COPIED her. Ruth Handler is a scumbag who did NOT invent the "Barbie" doll! 😡 Exactly the type of bullcrap you should expect from Colfax bishes
 
AND Mattel used their money to smash Bild Lilli's claim for infringement in court and steal all her parents. Disgusting pieces of 💩!

Saturday, February 24, 2018


My #1 fantasy: a man throwing a million $$$ on my naked body and walking away! LOL

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Hung like a horse?

Whip it out, big boy! 💋 I need a really big girth~
Let me wrap my legs around you
And try to get that head up!
Mmmm, move with the rhythm...
Open my thighs & really quench that thirst
LOL she's spraying like a fountain!
Buck me like a Bronco, this is our rodeo!
No HALOs for miles, only sinful trots ❤️
Eventers do it 3ways... 

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Throwback Thursday: Friday's, Saturday's, Fun Days are Over!

It all started with Friday's in 1968- now half a century later 😢 the legacy is getting demolished.
Right-wing, bible-thumping, misogynistic aholes in Denver won the war:
women belong pregnant in the kitchen, NOT having fun dancing on Colfax or earning our own money.
Long story short... this wet-nosed pig got mad a local rapper was charming his favorite girl in the club, so the cop popped him flat in the parking lot! DPD pulled some asset forfeiture shit in the cover-up, seizing the club to erase all evidence. Sleazy bastards get away with everything! They'd come in here all the time- come- in their pants
and we'd laugh counting their money 😂 pathetic losers!

Denver cop misconduct Officer Travis Jackson mentally disabled woman motel assault Morrissey
Denver pigs & politicians shut thesclub down because they're tiny-nubbed, power-hungry losers who love hurting women.
Men are vile and disgusting creatures!
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You can tear down buildings, but you can't stop the ladies on Colfax!
#HoLivesMatter